I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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