My room smells like vodka and shame
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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