bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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