I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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