You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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