Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i think my tv is drunk
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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