oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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