Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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