Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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