wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
