playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
The beer is more important than you right now.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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