Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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