never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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