How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Randomize
