I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
How's work?
Spinning.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
