i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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