God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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