marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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