Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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