rhymes with "ouble enetration"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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