fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
why is half of my head shaved?
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