I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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