If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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