So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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