p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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