Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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