It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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