"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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