just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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