gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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