She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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