I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
i think im in europe. pls send help
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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