I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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