their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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