STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize