how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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