We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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