We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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