oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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