I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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