I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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