Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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