Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
try to milk me bitch
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