White coat. Heels.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Randomize
