Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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