So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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