She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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