i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
love makes seman taste better
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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