have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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