i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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