Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Randomize
