Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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