Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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